my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
dead as fuck that this has almost 2k notes.
I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!
She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
I am legitimately crying.
And the 2013 award for Greatest Idea of the Year goes to this.
Seriously, I don’t care if its May, close the voting, its all downhill from here.
adapt or die
Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out
Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine
I know how that baby feels
Til death do us part
This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Okay, guys, I know I said I was going to bed but can I just point out one little thing here?
Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end?
When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love.
And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.
Want Babies now.
|—||Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)|
“These pictures were taken within seconds of each other, my son crying because I wouldn’t let him eat my phone.”
Submitted By: Josh C.
Location: Oregon, United States
Josh submitted a few pictures, but I thought it would be fun to make them into a GIF.
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST