Fancy Pants.

krispykareem:

marfmellow:

marfmellow:

my mom would yell at us and then ask

did I stutter?

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and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter

and her response was 

THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE

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dead as fuck that this has almost 2k notes. 

LMFAO!!!!!

lorathevamps:

estateofcait:

stepoffthemap:

I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!

She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”

Awww

lorathevamps:

estateofcait:

stepoffthemap:

I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!

She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”

Awww

andrewducote:

helloalee:

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

I am legitimately crying.

And the 2013 award for Greatest Idea of the Year goes to this. Seriously, I don’t care if its May, close the voting, its all downhill from here.

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

ero-assphyxiation:

parkermassey:

adapt or die

Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out

kidkoni:


Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

I know how that baby feels

kidkoni:

Baby thinks she can eat food from the magazine

I know how that baby feels

fro5ty:

bookspaintandfireflies:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

cunt-punch39:


Til death do us part

This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Okay, guys, I know I said I was going to bed but can I just point out one little thing here?
Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end?
When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love.
And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.
SYMBOLISM.

Yes. 

woah

fro5ty:

bookspaintandfireflies:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

cunt-punch39:

Til death do us part

This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Okay, guys, I know I said I was going to bed but can I just point out one little thing here?

Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end?

When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love.

And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.

SYMBOLISM.

Yes. 

woah

privatechow:

Want Babies now.

Too cute.

Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I’ve heard educated white people say, ‘slavery was 400 years ago.’ No it very wasn’t. It was 140 years ago…that’s two 70-year-old ladies living and dying back to back. That’s how recently you could buy a guy.
Louis C.K. (via 30thcenturyboy)

ratchetlarry:

mossball:

white people who describe their nationality in fractions

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

“These pictures were taken within seconds of each other, my son crying because I wouldn’t let him eat my phone.”Submitted By:  Josh C.Location:  Oregon, United States Josh submitted a few pictures, but I thought it would be fun to make them into a GIF. 

reasonsmysoniscrying:

“These pictures were taken within seconds of each other, my son crying because I wouldn’t let him eat my phone.”

Submitted By:  Josh C.
Location:  Oregon, United States 

Josh submitted a few pictures, but I thought it would be fun to make them into a GIF. 

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

itsloudinsidemyhead:

Just Engaged: Joy and Caique

Photo Credit: Chris Charles/Creative Silence

This is probably the most beautiful expression of love that I have seen in a really long time.